30-Day Blog Challenge (Day 1)

So I'm supposed to introduce myself, right?
Well I am a lady from the grand city of Chicago, or somewhere thereabouts. I go to college in the middle of a cornfield, but my friends from cornfields tell me it's a pretty bumpin' cornfield, so I choose to believe them for my own sanity. I'm an Environmental Biology major, but the cool people call it EVB.
So I like science. That's cool now, right?
And now I have to- oh god, 15 interesting facts? These always take me forever. Bear with me, I tend to ramble.

1) I was just out at a frat party. My friend M. stole a gnome. They made clear jungle juice. I got felt up in a Camaro.
2) Speaking of ALCOHOL I am going to be 21 in two weeks from this coming Monday.
3) This is the number three. I am so tired right now. I have a drumline performance later today and I don't want to go.
4) OH OBVS. I'm on the drumline. I play the wittle bitty bass drum, and I've been playing on the line here for three seasons now. It's up in the air whether I'll be doing a 4th.
5) I love music. Like...the music I don't listen to? I dance to. Except for screamo and like, scary hardcore stuff. I'm not bad-ass enough to mosh, and it doesn't have enough beat to dance to, so I'm out of luck.
6) My 11:11 wishes tend to be all about the same thing right now. (Give me strength to make the right decision, not the decision I want)
7) I have an intern job this summer at an elephant sanctuary. It's kind of like a retirement home for circus elephants and elephants from zoos that closed down or were closed down because of poor conditions. There are a couple baby ones there too.
8) I try not to take life too seriously, as I'm sure you'll see. I try to live things day to day and not let things affect me too much.
9) Hence, I tend not to get angry. I've only gotten mad like...okay, so I've gotten mad more than usual this school year. Twice. But I've only gotten mad like maybe five times in recent memory, so you can imagine how rare it is.
10) I'm polish. Not Mexican. I swear.
11) I have a lot, a LOT of guy friends. So much that I have to warn potential boyfriends out of the friend circle that I have my own little personal mafia.
12) I have a pretty sweet ass. Oh, that's not a very good fact you say? Too much information? Welcome to my favorite feature of myself.
13) I have the best friends in the world. What's that? Yours are the best? NO. You're wrong. Mine are.
14) I'm probably the most perverted and sexual person in my little world here. It's a really big part of me, and if you all can't accept that, it's your problem.
15) There are very few things I'm truly passionate about, but when I do get passionate about something, I'll punch you in the face and bare my whole soul.

Well. That's all I got for today.
Taloodles,
Manderr