I miss my TMI with Panda blog sometimes. I really do.
So, today, you're going to get a little bit of a taste of what used to be, if you never were a reader, and a good ol' dose of SAFETY SUNDAY Nostalgia if you did.
Okay, another confession here. I spend a lot of time on Condom Depot, particularly on their list of the "World's Top 10 Best Condoms" list. I can't exactly tell you how I ended up on this site (probably some desperate googling after a terrible terrible incident involving unlubricated Trojans and killed boners) but it's been the place I've purchased every condom I haven't gotten for free ever since.
Today I was on there ordering, well, um....something other than the Trojan Magnums currently glinting threateningly from my drawer.
AND I was thinking.
Scene: you go home with a guy. He busts open his condom stash and you can't help but take a peek. You can't help but notice that he has _____'s. What do you think? What SHOULD you think? That is where I, and my (slightly more experienced than I'd like to admit) opinion comes in.
(Note: I start the scenario this way because if you were taking a guy home with you, he doesn't give a flying shit what kind of condoms you bust out as long as there aren't holes in them)
Unlubricated- Unless your homeboy busts out a quality bottle of lube with these, it generally means he was so embarrassed the condom display was in plain view of the pharmacy that he grabbed the first box he saw and ran his little legs as fast as he could to the self-checkout lane. When trying to shove his halfie in your mostly dry hoo-hah (dude who buys these is probably ix-nay on the fore-play), he'll say "But they're Trojans, they have to be good, right?" Probably actually more likely to pinch the tip like he's supposed to because he's more likely to have read the directions when he got them.